The season 5 finale is here and we’re ending it with a jam packed episode! Mr Krabs is forced to open up a “secret” restaurant in SpongeBob’s house and SpongeBob’s cousin Stanley drops by this week while he tries to find his purpose. We chat about speakeasies, the art of doing nothing, and Omar and Josh get a little sentimental as they review this wacky and weird season. Don’t worry, we got you covered with plenty of lessons on hiding your secrets, be careful on recommending people for jobs, and two warm and fuzzy WUMBO lessons perfect for a finale. So make sure you don’t miss this one and thank you for joining us for another season!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• The Bowery Mission: https://www.bowery.org/donate/

• PUNK BLACK: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-the-1st-black-owned-rock-network-studio

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OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod, Josh’s “strange” toenail clipping habits, and what is goulash. We learn about not letting people distract you from work, valuing all kinds of beauty, and being careful what attention you attract. Make sure you tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Asain Communities Support Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhUsl6rB_g/?igshid=1dkahwc9sh28u

• Columbia Workers Strike

https://www.gofundme.com/f/solidarity-with-columbia-academic-student-workers

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You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New York City, and laugh at another incredible Squidward moment. They also dish out some lessons about being gentle with your pets, having proper leadership, and taking care of your precious eggs.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• The Sex Workers Project: https://sexworkersproject.org/

• Fierce: https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/551356

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Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini Gulch, and idiot friendship! Omar and Josh team up with their own idiot friendship to bring you lessons about using lip balm, standing up to bullies, and not comparing yourself to others’ success. So get your coffin-jockeys ready and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• The Black Artists Burrough: https://www.blackartistsburrough.com/

Troop 6000 Girl Scouts of Greater New York: https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgirlsdo/gs-troop-6000.html

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Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? Spongebob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this

week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh and Omar unravel all this craziness by discussing prison musicals, summer camp, and cannibalism (sounds fun right?). Don’t miss out on their lessons about including everyone on your fun, understanding team dynamics, and much more!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• LGBTQ Arizona COVID-19 Relief Fund: https://www.equalityarizona.org/relief-fund

• Instagram with time sensitive Mutual Aid Opportunities: @Openyrwallet

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I know I’m an adult but I love the new Krusty Kid’s meal! I’m trying to collect all the Mermaid Man action figures and Barnacle Boy erasers! This week, SpongeBob gets a black eye and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promote The Krusty Krab. Omar and Josh chat about buff SpongeBob, giving each other black eyes, and reminisce about Kid’s Meal toys. They’ve cooked up lessons about keeping track of your lies, avoiding toxic masculinity, and maintaining your brand so don’t miss out! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a “pipsqueak patty” and some “small fires” calling my name.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Esperanza Dance Project: https://www.esperanzadanceproject.org/

• The Peace House DC: Venmo/CashApp @PeaceHDC

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Wow! You’re looking fresh! What’s the occasion? What?! It’s picture day?! I completely forgot! You think I have time to run home? This week, Spongebob prepares for picture day, Patrick can’t pay for his Krabby Patty, and cousin Blackjack is released from prison. We chat about eyebrow grooming, those awkward elementary school photos, and how cool Spongebob’s mom is. Lessons include getting ready early, not jumping to conclusions, and facing your problems directly. Freshen up for those photos and make sure to tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• TMC Covid Giving: https://www.tmcaz.com/covid-giving/

Shannon’s Top Surgery: https://gofund.me/37042fc7

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You’ve heard of the lost city of Atlantis right? Well, I found this magic van that will bring us there! It runs on song power though so get those vocal cords ready! This week we join SpongeBob and the whole gang as they head to the lost city of Atlantis! Josh and Omar discuss the Bikini Bottom museum, conspiracy theories, and Blue Meanies. Want to learn about being careful with your prized possessions, hands-on training, and accepting all things come to an end? Then make sure to tune in and join us on this journey to Atlantis!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

-Tucson Food Share: https://tucsonfoodshare.org/

- Uptown Wagon: https://twitter.com/uptownwagon Venmo: @Uptown-Wagon

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Have you got to try that new fancy, frou frou restaurant? The portions are small but they shave pure gold on their food! This week Plankton turns everyone into babies and SpongeBob is a part of a chef exchange program. Omar and Josh pack in a lot in the last episode of 2020 including continuity errors in the SpongeBob lore and choking on sentiment. We learn about keeping your evil deeds to yourself, learning to adapt, and not making more problems for yourself! So while you wait for your reservation to that new place, tune in! Happy New Year!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• New York Cares: https://www.newyorkcares.org/

Undocumented Women’s Fund: https://chuffed.org/project/undocumented-womens-funds

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Hey! Heard you were having trouble getting that spot off your plate. Don’t worry, I just got the fancy new Spotmaster 6000! I would step back though, just in case. This week Sandy battles a flea, Patrick tries to hide a donut, and SpongeBob has a hard time cleaning a plate. We discuss Hot Topic, the best place to hide snacks, and the danger of crossing the streams. Josh and Omar dish out lessons about taking precautions while traveling, celebrating your friends, and trusting your gut! So tune in while I fire up the ol’ Spotmaster!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Stockings With Care: http://stockingswithcare.org/

• City Harvest: https://www.cityharvest.org/

• Prison Fellowship / Angel Tree: https://www.prisonfellowship.org/

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You get a chance to check out the new Krusty Sponge? I can’t get enough of their Mild Bobby Sauce! This week Mr Krabs opens a SpongeBob themed restaurant and Patrick writes a “killer” song. We break down Nickelodeon’s corporate greed, discuss dodgeball induced PTSD, and create mascots of ourselves. We learn about exploring creative outlets even if you aren’t good at them and how selfishness can blind you! So go order yourself a Spongy Patty to-go and tune in to the podcast!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Safe and Sound Satos: https://www.safeandsoundsatos.com/

• Black Womxn Exhale: https://blackwomxnexhale.com/

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I think I hear something? Oh my god, my wallet is talking to me! This week Mr. Krabs gets his wish to talk to money, SpongeBob vs a Krabby Patty Robot, and Squidward sneaks into a dance competition by hiding inside SpongeBob. We discuss Omar’s new puppy, John Henry, and ghost drugs. Let’s learn about responsibility, bribery, and pushing yourself to your limit!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• The Sato Project: https://www.thesatoproject.org/

• Samson The Wrestling Musical: https://www.levelground.nyc/

• WaggyTail Rescue: https://www.paypal.com/donate?token=fLtOwxJUX_Xutg7NsIvBkKO-PtAUAl4rbVdh5HErFtchgNyc-NgAYKc6vHZLZaUdGDdJlu2Uvpdq0Gje

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Have you ever seen a more firm juicy warm patty like this one? Neither have we! This week let us watch SpongeBob fall in love with a patty, and Squidward is shocked into a completely changed person, a happy person. We discuss food fetishes, shock therapy, and a very passionate ham discussion as well. We learn about pursuing happiness, blowing off your friends, and what to do if someone you know is getting electrocuted.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

-Farm Worker Families Aid: https://www.gofundme.com/f/thank-you-farm-workers

- Native American Rights Fund: https://secure.narf.org/page/64457/donate/1?_ga=2.138618035.1827028688.1606356959-1698194415.1606356959

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Let’s give this podcast some more pizazz! You there! Yeah you! Come check out this week’s episode where we watch SpongeBob and Patrick lose their spines on a new roller coaster and Plankton tries to spruce up the Chum Bucket! We discuss amusement parks, fighting ourselves to the death, and computer wife cuckolding fantasies. Learn about let people do what they are good at, emotional manipulation, and admitting when you are scared.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• City Harvest: https://secure.cityharvest.org/site/Donation2?2621.donation=form1&df_id=2621&mfc_pref=T

• Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona: https://donate.communityfoodbank.org/give/111894/#!/donation/checkout

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Hey....it’s really cold in here...DID YOU TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT? This week we watch SpongeBob move into the Krusty Krab and the Krusty Krab turn into frozen wonderland! We discuss the complexities of Snail Milk, seeing SpongeBob’s Mom in the shower, and living in a restaurant. We learn about trying to be excited for tomorrow, the side effects of sleeping pills, acting weird during the full moon, and making the best of what you got. So get away from my thermostat, and lets cozy up to a new episode!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Korean K9 Dog Rescue: https://www.koreank9rescue.org/donate/

• The Fridge Girls Turkey Day Giveaway: Venmo: Thefridgegirls

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Shhhh….I think I am being followed. Let me pull out my laser Bermuda shorts to get us out of here. We have another three-part episode! SpongeBob and Patrick spy on “Plankton”, Mrs. Puff tells us about the dangers of the road when SpongeBob is driving, and finally Squidward gets intense trying to figure out all the customers' names. Let’s discuss spy work, driving, and of course remembering people’s names. Learn about side view mirrors and when friendly competition goes too far.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Muddy Paws Rescue: https://www.muddypawsrescue.org/

• Deanna Green Go Fund Me: https://gf.me/u/yssi88 Cashapp: $deannathadoll415

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HAVE YOUR BOTTOM FEEDERS HANDY CUZ THERE’S A NASTY CASE OF THE ICK ON THE LOOSE! We got a three-parter this week folks! SpongeBob and Patrick show off their morning routines, SpongeBob waits for a package, and Bikini Bottom gets hit with the ICK. Josh and Omar discuss how they spend their mornings, boxtops, and how SpongeBob might have predicted COVID. We learn about adulting and keeping your emotions in check. Make sure to tune in and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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QUICK GET INSIDE OUR PINEAPPLE BEFORE THE DARKNESS GETS YOU! This week we watch the famous “Jim” come back to the Krusty Krab and how SpongeBob deals with his fear of the dark. We chat about toilet night lights, being afraid of the dark, and of course food. Lets learn about valuing your time, finding inspiration in mentorship, and dealing with fair pay.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Vote411: https://www.vote411.org/

• Revolutionary Action Party Venmo/Twitter Handle: @revactionparty

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WE ARE BACK! AND WE ARE READY! We start this season off hot with the origin story of the Mr. Krabs vs. Plankton rivalry. This week we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton recount their troubled past. We learn about being suspicious, proper jetpack safety, and the dangers of capitalism! Also did you know Mr. Krabs and Plankton used to be best buds? Maybe if we’re lucky, Josh and Omar will fight and create something as amazing as the Krabby Patty! You will just have to grab some scurvy fries and listen to find out!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

• Fair Fight: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/fair-fight-1

• Freedom Cooking With Youth: https://gf.me/u/y3xn7m

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