It’s time for the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2 and the first SpongeBob movie! We start this year off strong by breaking down a milestone in the SpongeBob universe. We watch SpongeBob and Patrick travel to Shell City and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton’s Plan Z. We discuss being a goofy goober and scary names like Dennis. Also, we get the chance to learn about calling the right person for the job, having confidence, and believing in yourself! So put on your headphones and in a Krabby Patty shaped vehicle because you don’t need a license to listen to this podcast. Also...ITS LEMON SCENTED!

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Watch out! There’s a couple of pranking ghosts on the loose so have your Spector Detector out and ready! On our season 3 finale, we watch the Tattletale Strangler try to get his hands on our favorite sponge. Also, SpongeBob and Patrick buy some “Invisible Spray” and cause a lot of shenanigans around Bikini Bottom. This week, our intern Fatimah and special guest Christianna help us discuss snitching, pranking, what we’d do if we were invisible, and...the Salem Witch Trials? We learn a lot about being on time and the consequences of messing with others. Trust me, you don’t want to miss the laughs and chaos on this one so make sure to listen and we’ll see you in season 4!

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You can’t trust those city folk and their flying machines! That’s why at this podcast we take a steam train everywhere! This week we see Patchy track down the famous “lost episode” and SpongeBob become a flying superhero! We discuss a treasure hunting appendage, flying machines, and weird scalp massages. Time to learn about staying strong and not letting people bully you and keeping track of important items. Also we get a nice warm and fuzzy lesson about the power of friendship! So hop on your favorite mode of transport and give the podcast a listen!

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Hello beautiful people! Quick update for this weeks episode! Josh is sick so were taking a break this week! We love you all and we will drop the next episode next week!

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Quick help me look in the dumpster! I’m looking for something! Anyways, this week we watch SpongeBob search for his name tag and Plankton “discovers” the secret Krabby Patty secret formula. We discuss nose hair, eating pet food, and hive mind powers! We learn about the best ways to remember stuff, how big plankton’s family actually is, and how to brainstorm ideas. Well get our podcast and listen while we search for my missing stuff!

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C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! This week we watch SpongeBob torture himself at Krabby Land and Squidward get attacked by a Sea bear! We chat about Omar’s parents trying to leave in him a forest, Josh’s roller coaster tycoon habits, and why Mr. Krabs is a freaking creep! Also we learn about not pushing yourself too hard, how to speed down a play place slide, and how to be prepared for camping! You don’t want to miss this, so draw yourself a SeaBear protection circle and give us a listen!

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BANOOGA READY! This week Patchy shows us another SpongeBob Special. This episode we go back in time to hang out with Squog, Patar, and SpongeGar and their fight over fuifui (Fire). We see more godlike powers, get spooked with some intense choral music, and get a peek into the past of Bikini Bottom. Lets learn about prehistoric names, hamster horror stories, and surviving your first New York Comic Con! Don’t be a dumbo and give us a listen!

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Hey Welcome Back! Oh, what do we do while you’re away? Oh...we just wait for you to get back! This week SpongeBob and Patrick cause some trouble at boating school and Mr. Krab’s makes his one millionth dollar! We discuss what we did to get detention, how to identify a dollar with your taint, and the importance of dramatic music. We learn about crocodile tears, actually enjoying your accomplishments, and valuing people not possessions. Now let’s put on some Coral Blue #2 and listen together!

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WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?? YOU HAVE A PODCAST? I Remember when they first invented podcasts…..I ALWAYS HATED THEM! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick become a real pair of entrepreneurs and see some new super heroes in Bikini Bottom! We have our special guests Jose Martinez and Maxine Mannheim. We learn about Tucson’s own makeout reef, talk super powers, and selling your soul for money! Even if you have always hated podcasts, give ours a try!

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We’re having a party and you are all invited! This week we see how SpongeBob and Patchy the Pirate do while hosting their parties! We learn how Omar and Josh think parties should go, the importance of introducing people at a party, and that Larry the Lobster likes to peep in medicine cabinets! Join us as we throw the best party ever done! Now let me just get the list of activities out…..

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It’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for! Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa Da-da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, tssshh Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa-da-da a-da-daa, Ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta-ta- la-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba- ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-baa, Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-taa, Ti-ta-ti-li [gasps, then resumes] Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li- ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-ta-ti-ti- ta-ti-ti-taaaaa. Our Podcast! This week, we're joined by yet another awesome guest, William Seabrook! Together we watch Mr Krabs task SpongeBob and Patrick with painting his house and we see the famous Krusty Krab training video. Listen to us break down the pros and cons of losing your butt, the magic stain removing power of spit and what it takes to be a model employee. Make sure you tune in to hear what all the HOOPLA is about!

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Quick are you a robot? Have you cried? Laughed? Loved? Be on the lookout! This week SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is secretly a robot, and Patrick and SpongeBob “raise” a baby scallop. We have another wonderful guest this week Anna Winslow and we all discuss scary movies, apple world, and pooping on the floor! So put your scallop children to bed and give this week's podcast a listen! Beep Beep Boop!

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WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPITTOON, PROVE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE TO GET IN! Just kidding! This is our podcast, we let anyone in even if they are are big ol’ wumbo weenie. In fact this week our friend Domino Mannheim joins us! We watch SpongeBob try to get in the salty spittoon and Squidward try to impress Squilliam. Join us in discussion about fine dining, breathing, muay thai, fights and so much more! Our podcast may not be a 5 star restaurant, but it’s definitely not an S.S. Diarrhea, so come give us a listen!

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Of course I’ll sign your mayonnaise jar! I can’t believe you recognize me just from this podcast! Oh wait...are you didn’t know I was a podcaster...yikes this is awkward! Almost as awkward as Squidward being accused of stealing and SpongeBob thinking he’s famous! We discuss homelessness, owning restaurants, and Mr. Krab’s sexual fetishes for money. Maybe you can learn about retirement, helping your friends in need and working within your budget! Stay up until 3:28am and give this week’s podcast a listen!

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This just in! Watch out for a fake Health inspector going around eating people’s food for free! Oh wait? We caught him? So what do I do with the guy I poisoned…….ANYWAYS this week we watch how Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob think they killed a health inspector and how iMAGiNAtion can be more fun than any TV. We learn about health codes, boxes, and body burying! It is a real rollercoaster of themes for this episode! So sit tight, get your cardboard boxes ready and give our podcast a listen!

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