Posts tagged Omar Lopez
Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E8 - Christmas Who?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Oh...we’re 280 days early?! Well time is construct that SpongeBob doesn’t adhere to! So Josh and Omar are experiencing the first ever SpongeBob Christmas Special. This episode may be filled with the Christmas Spirit but lets see if your hosts also share the sentiment. Things get deep when we discuss the meaning of Christmas, talk about giving, and learn a valuable lesson about genies from Patrick. Don’t wait around to start listening! Santa is coming tonight, tonight!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E6 - Grandma’s Kisses / Squidville

This podcast is the best thing since Canned Bread! (is canned bread a good thing, honestly I have no clue) Lets watch SpongeBob deal with the pressures of navigating being a Grandma’s boy. Then lets watch Squidward move to a Squid based suburb until he gets sad! With this episode we learn to appreciate what we have, what it means to be an adult, and how too much of a good thing can be bad. So go to your grandma’s house, put on this podcast, and tell her to keep those cookies coming!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E5 - Wormy / Patty Hype

Do you hear that? Is it a Monster? Or is it SpongeBob rubbing two squeaky pickles together? Maybe if you listen to this week’s podcast you’ll find out! We talk about enjoying the most of your day by making every moment count and that not everything is as scary as it seems. We discuss odd pets and the importance of “atmosphere”. Share this episode with your friends because you don’t have to paint yourself a strange color to get our attention!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E3 - Big Pink Loser/Bubble Buddy

CONGRATS YOU WON AN AWARD! For what you ask? For listening to our podcast! If you keep up the good work and listen to this week’s episode you will learn a ton! This week we discuss the importance of awards, being yourself, learning styles, murder and tattoos! Maybe if you listen to the podcast then you won’t have to create a sentient bubble to be your friend!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E2 - Something Smells/Bossy Boots

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! Oh...sorry I was saying my morning affirmations! This week we see how to build the worlds smelliest sundae while learning about self esteem and what it takes to run the Krusty Krab right into bankruptcy. We also discuss picking friends that hype you up, nepotism, and communication! If you want you can repeat after us and we can be proud and ugly together! Or you could just give this week’s episode a listen!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E1 - Your Shoe’s Untied/Squid’s day off

Season 2! If you tie your shoes this episode is for you and if you use velcro shoes like Josh does its still for you two! We get back into the swing of things and work with our new format! We discuss shoe tying, reasons to keep dimes, and just how we are doing after our little winter break. Make sure you get all your errands done while listening to this episode!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E20 - Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

Season 1 Finale!!! Wow 20 episodes in and we are just getting started! SpongeBob ditches work for some dangerous fun and another adventure with our old, yet awesome superhero friends. We discuss elderly wisdom, mentorship, and addiction! Also we learn about keeping your mind sharp, paying for your crimes, and how to get away murder. It’s a crazy way to end a season! Give this episode a listen, but be careful you might get hooked!

P.S. Check out our bonus episodes coming soon!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E19 - Fools in April / Neptune’s Spatula

Today we announce that we start charging for the podcast!.....April Fools! Wait? It’s not April? Oh well...You don’t have to wait until then to listen to this episode! This week we see SpongeBob’s “favorite holiday” and watch him effectively become a god because of a Krabby Patty! We revisit themes of young vs old, bring up management styles, talk about pranks and Omar talks about a possible rift in SpongeBob’s timeline! Let’s explore this together or we are gonna prank you!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E16 - Valentine’s Day/The Paper

Happy Valentine’s Day! We got you this podcast full of love and laughs! We learn about gift giving, how you can appreciate life more, and the fun of spreading joy to people. PLUS our first listener question on how classic SpongeBob fits into our 2018 culture, has it aged well? Also we see how creative our yellow, sponge friend can be with a piece of paper. Listen along, share the podcast with your friends and spread the love!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E15 - Sleepy Time/Suds

Sleepy sponges and sneezy sponges this episode is full of them. We dive into the subconscious of the wonderful citizens of Bikini Bottom where we learn about interfering in the dreams of others. Josh thinks he finds the first time (maybe the only time in the series) where Gary is referred to as a cat! Also SpongeBob sneezes up a storm of lessons about taking care about yourself and home remedies. We have a lot of opinions in this one and you don’t wanna miss them. The only thing you can catch is knowledge!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E14 - SB-129/Karate Choppers

EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE! This podcast episode is almost as shiny! Omar calls Mr. Krabs out for being racist again and Josh talks about addiction. Don’t worry, there are some light moments too like talking about time travel, and more examples of SpongeBob’s god like powers! We learn about controlling impulses, Safety first, and how jellyfishing was invented! Don’t hide in a freezer from this one!


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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E13 - Scaredy Pants/I Was A Teenage Gary

BOO! Oh, dear...Please stop crying! I’m sorry didn’t mean to scare you that bad! This is just the first Halloween episode of SpongeBob. It’s very spooky. We chat about ghosts, last minute costumes, and how freaky SpongeBob can be when he is a walking brain. This episode is a little light on the lessons, but we still pick up some useful lessons about how cruel children can be, choking warnings, taking care of pets, and the dangers of snail plasma. So curl up at home, avoid The Flying Dutchman, and join us this week!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E12 - The Chaperone/Employee of the Month (ft. Josh Montijo)

You know what this podcast was missing? Someone loooong, taaaan, and handsome! Also someone who could help us talk about SpongeBob’s work life. So we reached out to Josh Montijo from the podcast “So… I Got Fired” to help us out! Double the Josh, so double the fun in this podcast! We talk about prom, the SpongeBob timeline, and the workplace. We also learn about work/life balance, self-image, and confidence in your work! Plus our guest gives us the low down on his podcast in our Bubble break! We also find out who the Podcast Employee of the Month is! You don’t wanna miss it!

If you want to follow Josh’s Montijo’s podcast be sure to follow on Instagram @soigotfired or look up “So… I Got fired” on Soundcloud/Apple Podcasts!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E11 - MuscleBob Buffpants/Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost

Listen to this episode or incur the WRATH OF SQUIDWARD!!!!!! Just kidding, no wrath just podcasting about our favorite Sponge! Episode 11 has us wondering about how buff is too buff and what Squidward’s ghost form enjoys. We talk about working out, discuss funeral arrangements, put Omar on blast for using 3-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner/BodyWash, and the new  Queer Eye. We also learn about lying and self confidence! Get out the podcast and go for a run, get your arms crunched, or just loaf around on the couch.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E10 Culture Shock/F.U.N.

F is for friends who listen to podcasts! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea! In this week’s episode we see Squidward put on a talent show and SpongeBob reaching out to Plankton. We understand how different talents are appreciated, how people can influence you, and learn what’s behind movie screens! Remember with this podcast and just a little pinch of magic all of you dreams can come true <3.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E9 - Nature Pants/Opposite Day

Happy Opposite Day! Or is it Unhappy Opposite day? I’m already confused…Thankfully this podcast should clear things up! We check out Episode 9 and see why SpongeBob wants to live with the jellyfish and why Squidward made up an holiday! We talk about listening to advice, alternative lifestyles, Minecraft, and the wig sales in Bikini Bottom. Before you strip and run naked with the jellyfish make sure you give this podcast a listen!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E7 - Hall Monitor/Jellyfish Jam

Weeeee Woooo Weeee Woooo WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO there’s a Maniac on the Loose! Oh wait, it’s Just Episode 7 of the podcast. Josh and Omar look at SpongeBob’s brush with power and listen to some Jellyfish Jams. Let’s learn about dealing with the wild animals and authority figures in your life. Keep your windows closed and keep jellyfish out, instead, stay in and listen to this week’s episode.


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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E5 - Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple

We’re saved! The pioneers used to listen to this podcast for hours! In episode 5 we witness the first ever Krusty Krab Pizza Delivery and SpongeBob loses his house to some pesky nematodes. As a bonus, we also weigh in on some Twitter drama: Is SpongeBob a Dish Sponge or Sea Sponge? We get pretty deep for this week’s episode lesson, we see the value of being there for your friends, delegating work, being prepared, and showing your emotions in a healthy way!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E4 - Naughty Nautical Neighbors/Boating School

Why SpongeBob WHYYYY? We dive in to episode 4, SpongeBob & Patrick get into a disagreement and we see why SpongeBob doesn’t drive around. Somehow this episode teaches us the importance of underwear, all the answers to ace your boating test, friendship, and confronting your problems head on!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S1E3 - Jellyfishing/Plankton

Firmly grasp this podcast because you don’t want it to slip away. We watch Episode 3 where Squidward joins SpongeBob and Patrick on a Jellyfishing Trip! We also get to meet Sheldon J. Plankton! Kick it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and take a listen!

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