IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!! Oh...sorry I was saying my morning affirmations! This week we see how to build the worlds smelliest sundae while learning about self esteem and what it takes to run the Krusty Krab right into bankruptcy. We also discuss picking friends that hype you up, nepotism, and communication! If you want you can repeat after us and we can be proud and ugly together! Or you could just give this week’s episode a listen!
Read MoreSeason 2! If you tie your shoes this episode is for you and if you use velcro shoes like Josh does its still for you two! We get back into the swing of things and work with our new format! We discuss shoe tying, reasons to keep dimes, and just how we are doing after our little winter break. Make sure you get all your errands done while listening to this episode!
Read MoreSeason 1 Finale!!! Wow 20 episodes in and we are just getting started! SpongeBob ditches work for some dangerous fun and another adventure with our old, yet awesome superhero friends. We discuss elderly wisdom, mentorship, and addiction! Also we learn about keeping your mind sharp, paying for your crimes, and how to get away murder. It’s a crazy way to end a season! Give this episode a listen, but be careful you might get hooked!
P.S. Check out our bonus episodes coming soon!
Today we announce that we start charging for the podcast!.....April Fools! Wait? It’s not April? Oh well...You don’t have to wait until then to listen to this episode! This week we see SpongeBob’s “favorite holiday” and watch him effectively become a god because of a Krabby Patty! We revisit themes of young vs old, bring up management styles, talk about pranks and Omar talks about a possible rift in SpongeBob’s timeline! Let’s explore this together or we are gonna prank you!
Read MoreDon’t mess with Texas! Omar and Josh bring their very own Texas expert Destanie on the podcast to rep the good ol’ lone star state! Lets just say things get heated. We chat about being homesick, building new social circles, and of course TEXAS. We debate Tex-Mex and talk about some common Texas stereotypes. Y’all also find out how Plankton teaches SpongeBob to be assertive not insertive. So dive on in and you better enjoy or we will be on you like ugly on an ape!
Also if you would like to say Howdy (aka follow) Destanie on twitter and instagram you can find her at @himynameisdesi
ARRRRGGGH MATEY! Pirates and Podcasts! We see Mr. Krabs lead us on a treasure hunt full of lessons and we see what happens when SpongeBob hits rock bottom. We learn how fear can influence our decisions and how communication is key. Also we touch on a surprising example of gender identity in Bikini Bottom. You don’t need a map or worry about getting lost to find these lessons, we will lead you to them! In the end the treasure may not be money, but it definitely will be worthwhile!
Read MoreHappy Valentine’s Day! We got you this podcast full of love and laughs! We learn about gift giving, how you can appreciate life more, and the fun of spreading joy to people. PLUS our first listener question on how classic SpongeBob fits into our 2018 culture, has it aged well? Also we see how creative our yellow, sponge friend can be with a piece of paper. Listen along, share the podcast with your friends and spread the love!
Read MoreSleepy sponges and sneezy sponges this episode is full of them. We dive into the subconscious of the wonderful citizens of Bikini Bottom where we learn about interfering in the dreams of others. Josh thinks he finds the first time (maybe the only time in the series) where Gary is referred to as a cat! Also SpongeBob sneezes up a storm of lessons about taking care about yourself and home remedies. We have a lot of opinions in this one and you don’t wanna miss them. The only thing you can catch is knowledge!
Read MoreEVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE! This podcast episode is almost as shiny! Omar calls Mr. Krabs out for being racist again and Josh talks about addiction. Don’t worry, there are some light moments too like talking about time travel, and more examples of SpongeBob’s god like powers! We learn about controlling impulses, Safety first, and how jellyfishing was invented! Don’t hide in a freezer from this one!
BOO! Oh, dear...Please stop crying! I’m sorry didn’t mean to scare you that bad! This is just the first Halloween episode of SpongeBob. It’s very spooky. We chat about ghosts, last minute costumes, and how freaky SpongeBob can be when he is a walking brain. This episode is a little light on the lessons, but we still pick up some useful lessons about how cruel children can be, choking warnings, taking care of pets, and the dangers of snail plasma. So curl up at home, avoid The Flying Dutchman, and join us this week!
Read MoreYou know what this podcast was missing? Someone loooong, taaaan, and handsome! Also someone who could help us talk about SpongeBob’s work life. So we reached out to Josh Montijo from the podcast “So… I Got Fired” to help us out! Double the Josh, so double the fun in this podcast! We talk about prom, the SpongeBob timeline, and the workplace. We also learn about work/life balance, self-image, and confidence in your work! Plus our guest gives us the low down on his podcast in our Bubble break! We also find out who the Podcast Employee of the Month is! You don’t wanna miss it!
If you want to follow Josh’s Montijo’s podcast be sure to follow on Instagram @soigotfired or look up “So… I Got fired” on Soundcloud/Apple Podcasts!
Listen to this episode or incur the WRATH OF SQUIDWARD!!!!!! Just kidding, no wrath just podcasting about our favorite Sponge! Episode 11 has us wondering about how buff is too buff and what Squidward’s ghost form enjoys. We talk about working out, discuss funeral arrangements, put Omar on blast for using 3-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner/BodyWash, and the new Queer Eye. We also learn about lying and self confidence! Get out the podcast and go for a run, get your arms crunched, or just loaf around on the couch.
Read MoreF is for friends who listen to podcasts! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea! In this week’s episode we see Squidward put on a talent show and SpongeBob reaching out to Plankton. We understand how different talents are appreciated, how people can influence you, and learn what’s behind movie screens! Remember with this podcast and just a little pinch of magic all of you dreams can come true <3.
Read MoreHappy Opposite Day! Or is it Unhappy Opposite day? I’m already confused…Thankfully this podcast should clear things up! We check out Episode 9 and see why SpongeBob wants to live with the jellyfish and why Squidward made up an holiday! We talk about listening to advice, alternative lifestyles, Minecraft, and the wig sales in Bikini Bottom. Before you strip and run naked with the jellyfish make sure you give this podcast a listen!
Read MoreALIENS!!!! We fly in a rocket to learn about gun safety! Also We eat squeaky boots and learn to deal with the guilt! Episode 8 is full of laughs, toilet paper, and sugar daddies. Feel free to listen, please take our lessons, but don’t take us to the moon!
Read MoreWeeeee Woooo Weeee Woooo WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO there’s a Maniac on the Loose! Oh wait, it’s Just Episode 7 of the podcast. Josh and Omar look at SpongeBob’s brush with power and listen to some Jellyfish Jams. Let’s learn about dealing with the wild animals and authority figures in your life. Keep your windows closed and keep jellyfish out, instead, stay in and listen to this week’s episode.
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE!!!! We watch episode 6 and see SpongeBob and Patrick’s heroes in action and SpongeBob forgets how to make a Krabby Patty. We talk about old people and hope. Omar also gets to mention one of his favorite Youtube personalities Binging with Babish, and we have our very first bubble break! Also you better believe we didn’t forget the pickles in this one.
Read MoreWe’re saved! The pioneers used to listen to this podcast for hours! In episode 5 we witness the first ever Krusty Krab Pizza Delivery and SpongeBob loses his house to some pesky nematodes. As a bonus, we also weigh in on some Twitter drama: Is SpongeBob a Dish Sponge or Sea Sponge? We get pretty deep for this week’s episode lesson, we see the value of being there for your friends, delegating work, being prepared, and showing your emotions in a healthy way!
Read MoreWhy SpongeBob WHYYYY? We dive in to episode 4, SpongeBob & Patrick get into a disagreement and we see why SpongeBob doesn’t drive around. Somehow this episode teaches us the importance of underwear, all the answers to ace your boating test, friendship, and confronting your problems head on!
Read MoreFirmly grasp this podcast because you don’t want it to slip away. We watch Episode 3 where Squidward joins SpongeBob and Patrick on a Jellyfishing Trip! We also get to meet Sheldon J. Plankton! Kick it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and take a listen!
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